How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

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Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.