How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Spike Jokes More Spike Jokes

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Faint Jokes More Faint Jokes

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint