Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud