How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.