What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.