What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

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A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.