What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!