Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Prairie Jokes More Prairie Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !