Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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How do you spot will smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh prints.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside