A margarita hits the spot every time!
A white man makes it to prison.
A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Though his chest with a knife
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
Because it was the punch line.
Because he Haas been hit!
Half a cheetah.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
A pitcher filled with margaritas!