What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

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Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

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Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun