Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?
Because they're playing on console.
Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?
because he can't aim steadily
What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?
What's the best part about golf?
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Why do I support extreme racist political parties?
Because their aims are white up my street
What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?
A: The place they are aiming at.
Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
What does a terrorist tell hes son?
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?
Because they can't see if they close both.
What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?
Ready, aim, make the FIRE!
Where have you learned aiming?
Response: In programming course.