What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.