What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count ?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.