Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.