What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.