How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord