Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.