How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter