What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!