Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What do you call a pompous piece of bread?

A braguette.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.