Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

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Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

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What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.