How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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Justice Fingers!

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Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Who, what, when, where and why?

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.