How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.