What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.