How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."