What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag