What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

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What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

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Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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Somebody shot her.

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Because windows 7 8 9

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Because 7 ate 9.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.