Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the son corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.