When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!