Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Previous Random Joke Next
Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Bid Jokes More Bid Jokes

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".