Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!