Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why do Women use perfume and make up?

Because they're ugly and stink! )

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.