What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.