Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in