Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)