What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

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What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?

Because her coach was a pumpkin

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins