How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

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Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who?

Chile out tonight !

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Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Because he has a LED-TV.

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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During Black Friday.

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What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)