What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!