How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

League Jokes More League Jokes

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.