What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.