What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.