How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.
Kindle
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
New Recruit: Call for backup!
Ask the NSA for a backup.
Make a backup, I need to re-format this."
The volleyball net.
The operating system
With a plunger.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!
A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
He lost his SANTAty
All he had was a straw-man argument."
Never fired, dropped once.
Latrill
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
Edward Snowed-in
Because he was sheet faced.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!