How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.