What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR