What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?