How I bought your mother
Tiger Woods has a better driver.
The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
Because it was rated "PG"
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."
Because they live under Iraq.
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