Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
It was a high school.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
A dope ring.
Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
She's only happy when "It's Complicated."
30 because that's peasants work.
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle
They mean what they say.
A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!
Consuelo! My mother told me this one
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
