How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

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Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Who's yours?

Me: The babysitter