Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
Santa Claws
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
It's his private eye.
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
A Freudian slip
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
A Freudian slip.
He kisses his mother with that mouth!
